Bingham and District Choral Society

Presents

Joke of the Month

Curated by The Parrot

 I like jokes about politics and I love jokes about parrots, so this is one of my all-time favourites.

The First Lady and the Vice-President are talking and the First Lady says, ‘You know that Donald has bought a parrot, and that he has taught it two hundred difficult words?’  ‘Yes,’ says the VeeP, ‘But you know that he doesn’t understand any of them?’  ‘I do,’ says the First Lady, ‘And neither does the parrot.’

 And here is one for the Grandkids:

What do you give a sick ant?  Antibiotics.

 Please Email your best jokes to theparrot@binghamchoral.org.uk  There will be a small prize for any that we use.